Cadbury
My Mother and Brother Breezed Through Town on Friday, but they
stayed long enough to buy me some food, which is always well received.
Hey, maybe I’m not going to eat it, but it smelled amazing.
Highlights from a fairly busy weekend:
– Jello, Jello, Jello.
Remember Jello 1-2-3? I think they stopped making it.
– The
Monkey/Broom Dance as Performed by a tall lanky man who was named
either Bill or Will
– The Idea’s for ‘Whos the Jew?” Card Game and
the “Guess Jew?” Board Game
– Pictures of Riechy holding the Cadbury
Bunny – Very Strange Indeed. Was that real?
– Falling asleep in the
sun
– Spontaneous Ear-Bleeding. I don’t know what happened to it, it
was just bleeding. I’m sure I stabbed myself with something, I just
don’t know what. However, the amount of blood leeching to the surface
was astounding. I was simply amazed.
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You haven’t really lived until you’ve dedicated an hour of your time
to worrying about what happened to a ham sandwich that you left on top
of a vending machine. Thank God, the sweet lord Jesus saved my
precious meal, and I was given the chance to enjoy a
coffee-machine-heated pre-packaged morsel of pork based product.
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In Other News:
– Only a few weeks of school left. No
summer classes. Only summer work, which will provide me with much
Cash. The cash will be my key. Key to a world filled with
money. I don’t need money, but I can’t stay at home all day, and I
don’t drink enough to stay drunk all day like some of you
slackers are going to because you can’t find jobs.
– My legs are
burning with the fire of one sun. Exactly one.
Random Quote of a
Movie I Saw this Weekend:
Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto:
I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him
with a terrible resolve.
– Tora, Tora, Tora
Random Scary Picture:
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