Better
I’ve been informed by multiple sources that this website has sucked
of late, and I can’t say I’m surprised. My creativity really flows
better when I’m manic depressive, starving, bitter, or all three at
the same time and lately I haven’t really been myself. To address
these issues:
– Hay Bales!
– I’ve cut back to 900 Calories a day –
Jesus save me
– Because of the above, I have increased pill
consumption to make up for the loss of those essential nutrients
–
Unfortunately, those vitamin pills have turned me into the bedridden
skinny guy from SEVEN
Jenny and Carrie are lesbians, I have decided.
Jerry and PJ are Gay. Riechy and Evan are Furries.
I remember
talking to Jerry about eggs today. For some reason he is allergic to
milk, yet consumes large quantities of ice cream.
Mayonnaise
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Read it and weep you GOD DAMNED FILTHY JEW |
Man, I had this crazy dream that I melted my grandfather’s WWII
Sabre with my mind somehow. It was like a piece of rubber. After that
dream I said something about Killing Japs to PJ, or Chirs, or Evan or
somebody, but I can’t remember what. Can anyone who heard me say
something like that tell me what it was – I remember it was hilarious,
but not why.
I’ve come to the conclusion as well that instead of
smoking weed, people who are addicts should smoke PINECONES. Think
about it, you’re smoking a plant with some kind of crazy sap, plus, it
smells like Christmas. Now, I’m not saying anything, but Marijuana
smells like Steve Grubb (Not Good). I bet if people smoked Pinecones –
it’d be legal already. I’m sure you stoners could get high off it too,
its all the placebo effect.
In Other News:
– Jerry, don’t hit me
– PJ, don’t hit me
– Chris, you’re alright, but keep the shirt on
– Evan, dont even ATTEMPT to name characters in STAR WARS outside of
Han, Luke, Leia, and Yoda
– Jerry, stop being a bitch to Evan
–
Evan stop being a bitch to Jerry
– Sara (If you read this, which I
doubt, Since you seem to have “friends” and “activities”) we have to
watch Dirty Rotten Scoundrels together. You’re the only person I know
at JMU who has actually seen and enjoyed it.
– Basic, you
are gay for not living off campus
– Bacon, you are alright, but I
don’t understand your name
– Land Shark, I will kill you in POKE
next time
I’m working on making this site “good” again guys.
However, I need your help! If you start hate mail threads and stuff I
will respond. Trust me, I work better writing articles about how much
things suck than how much, um, er, well, than articles about not
how much things suck
Now, For my Incredibly Random Picture and
Quote of the Day:
Paul: Father… father, the sleeper has awakened!
(Paul Atreides, People. You uncultured Grunt
Tentacles.
Random AIM Quote
jMcNugget13: he doesn’t
seem like the type of guy who would paint his face and head red
doobiedealerman: well, clearly, he sucks huge
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