The Internet and Phones and Electricity all at the SAME TIME.

I decided to post to take advantage of the current “all utilities working” status of the apartment. Keep in mind, this is very rare.


Comical Situations of the Last Few Days:

1) PJ and the Microwave

PJ: “Whats wrong with the Microwave, it keeps making my food all warm. Everytime I put something in there it gets hot.”

Me: “Are you complaining that the Microwave is heating the food you put in it!?”

PJ: “That came out wrong.”

2) The Taco Chicks

(Steve and I are Waiting for Food Outside a Taco Bell, and two Slightly Chunky ladies walk ast the car)

Steve and I: “…….”

(Girls pass out of earshot)

Steve and I: (In Unison) “That’s a lot a Taco!”

3)  Steve and the Cigarette

(Steve is quite….Intoxicated, while I remain Sober.)

Steve: “Gimme a Cigarette”

Me: “Alright” (I hand him one, previously lit)

Steve: “Thanks.” (Places Cigarette in mouth burning end first)

Me: “God damn you’re stupid. Who are you?”


Thats enough for now.


Ubiquitous Movie Quote:

Frank: Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards, that’s my policy.
Mayor: That was a Shakesphere In The Park Production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!

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