Counter Jumping
Another Exciting week has passed here in Wonderful Harrisonburg, Virginia.
It’s not so god-damn cold right now and the foliage around here is pleasantly
changing to its wonderful golden browns and deep reds.
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As you may have notcied, Previously I had posted a picture of myself (i
think) rappeling off a building – that picture cannot convey the true emotion of
that situation….Crotch Pain.
Don’t get me wrong, it was exciting and truly worth it, but the I spent more
time learning to tie knots that day than most of you have in your whole lives –
unless you were a boyscout, which means you are a flaming child rapist.
The guy who checked us out before we went up (to make sure we wouldn’t
comically fall off the building like really stupid Babies falling from a various
things) made sure that every inch of rope we used to rig a harness was securely
tied around the most sensitive and painful areas of the lower abdomen, buttocks,
and croth region (also known as our “junk”).
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As a result, I have lines of bruising going around my lower body in
a somewhat cool fashioN that makes up for the fact that I can’t: Lay on my
Side, Bend at the Waist, Wear pants etc..
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Enough about that.
To mark the Election of Arnold Schwarzenegger in California I
invite you to stare at that picture of Warren Beatty in “Bulworth.” What does it
have to do with Arnold? Nothing really – I just think White People are funny,
plus they are both hilarious politicians now.
And also that Picture – Because its god damn hilarious, and really
the only way Arnold knows how to handle a press conference.
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To Do:
– See “Lost in Translation”
– Hang Out utside the Fish Store, and Smoke a Cigar
– Use Parents for Groceries
– Get to The Post Office to Satisfy My Loyal Customer
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Also, I have discovered that I randomly generate Ideas around
12:00 AM everyday. Just lastnight – I had the idea to take in a woodchuck as a
pet. Notice I did not say “good” ideas, as that Idea was decidedly bad. On
the good side However, I have taken to keeping a tape recorder at my bedside for
these ideas – I find it therapeutic.
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Random Movie Quote:
Deckard: Gaff had been there… and
let her live. Four years, he figured… but he was wrong. Tyrell had told me
Rachael was special. Not only had he given her memories… but he’d set no
termination date. I didn’t know how long we’d have together… but who
does?