Rape Mask
Yesterday, I was at the bookstore with my good friend PJ browsing through some books and I happened across the book:
Happy Days with the Naked Chef by Jamie Oliver
Yes it is a cook book. However, the marvelous thing about this book is one single recipe – located near the back. That recipe is for a….
VODKA WATERMELON
Frankly, I found it hilarious. I can’t tell you why, but I did. The idea that the Vodka Watermelon has now been elevated to a culinary art just excited me beyond rational thought.
Steps:
1) Be Born
2) Grow Up
3) Decide you want to be a professional chef
4) Go to the Finest Culinary schools in the world for roughly 4 years
5) Gain popularity as a masterful chef in Great Britain
6) Write A Cookbook
7) Place Recipe for Watermelon Vodka into book between “Grilled Leg of Lamb” and “Pork Cutlets with Port Wine and Prune Sauce”
8) Shoot self for betraying your art
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Regardless, Vodka is pretty good.
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Fall is my favorite time of the year because I can buy candy corn and those mellowcremes that are shaped like pumpkins.
Also, the season is approaching for me to wear the Rape “Sexual Assault” Mask.