T-Day
My Family Gathered for the Usual Catch-Up on World Events, whilst my Brother and I jibba-jabbered about technology to our one Uncle who believes computers were not created to overthrow human society.
There is too much food here. My concentration camp habit of not sitting down for meals is making me antsy to get back to eating from a bag of dry cereal and drinking milk from a cup. My Uncle told me I shouldn’t give blood this week, since It looked like I didnt have any to give – hahahahahaha! Well Played. But seriously – who buys the 30 gig Ipod? It’s like 500 Bucks! I mean, 300 for 10 is alright, but 500 is simply outrageous. Ah, Hippocracy.
My Cousin who goes to St. Johns is benefitting from her classical education – I wish I could spend more time on stuff that mattered (Read: Classic Literature, and History) and less on things that JMU forces me to (Read: Every Major except those based in Buildings around the quad).
– Note to Self (Photoshop, Irag, Chechnya, Office)
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Little Things
– Raking Leaves – Not as fun as when I was a kid
– Leaking Raves – More fun than when I was a kid
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Top 5 Thanksgiving Foods:
5) Cranberries
4) Turkey
3) Rolls
2) Mincemeat Pie – Does not Contain meat. You tell me.
1) Those Canned Peas, the real soft Green Ones
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As you may know – Tree Stump Pushing and chainsawing is highly underrated.
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Themed Quote:
Police Officer: What the hell are you driving here?
Del Griffith: We had a small fire last night, but we caught it in a nick of time.
Police Officer: Do you have any idea how fast you were going?
Del Griffith: Funny enough, I was just talking to my friend about that. Our speedometer has melted and as a result it’s very hard to see with any degree of accuracy exactly how fast we were going.