Pumpkins
Comical Quotes
Actual Retarded Conversation
PJ: “Hines Ward is the best receiver in the NFL.”
Paul: “Yeah, hes pretty good – but he’s no Dennis Northcutt.”
PJ: “Dennis Northcutt Sucks.”
Paul: “He doesn’t suck. He’s just flying under the radar. He’s a well kept secret.”
PJ: “Flying under the rdar, huh? Kind of like a…..Pumpkin.”
Paul: “Yeah, PJ, just like a pumpkin. The kind that fly under the radar.”
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Steve: “Yeah, I saw the kid back over a Volvo in his Expedition.”
Ross: “Really? Why?”
Steve: “He was coked out of his mind.”
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Kevin: ” Within us are several personalities. For example, are we the same person talking to our parents as we are when, say, haggling with a prostitute?”
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Richard Winters: Harry. Fire’s not a good idea.
Harry Welsh: Just a couple of minutes. We’re in a dell.
Richard Winters: A dell?? Like where fairies and gnomes live?
Cpt. Nixon: I swear I thought I could smell a fire. I did smell a fire. Are you out of your mind?
Richard Winters: Well, we’re in a dell.
Cpt. Nixon: Huh??