Snow Claw
Sushi Keeps in Cold Weather
Exposed Limbs Freeze into Mildly Comical Forms
Pop Tarts Don’t Taste as Nice
Snow Isn’t Fun When It Mocks You
Snow Is Fun When You Mock It
Paul Needs Slippers
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“The only Way To Kill a Snowman with any Finality”
or
“An Evening At The North Pole Fighting Parasitic Aliens”
You Decide.