Cork on the Fork

Today, I continued my long-time Favorite Activity of Scaring Random
Women:

If you don’t go to JMU, keep in mind “Dukes” is a regular, everday
dining facility.

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As I walk In to the establishment (Dukes) I see my room mate, Mr. PJ
Williamson working behind the taco counter. In an attempt to greet him,
I mosey over to his little area only to have an actual customer dart in
in front of me. Unperturbed, I proceed to the area of counter right
next to his, in order to get within earshot. I am standing in front of
a PC Dukes Employee, lets call her….Monita,

Monita: “:What would you like?”

Me: (In a rather loud voice, in order to draw PJ’s attention) “I DEMAND
satisfaction!”

Monira: “I cannot help you with that.”

Me: “Excellent.”

….Anyway, I got PJ’s attention. And we delivered the bomb.

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Jacques: “Good Afternoon, Welcome to Chocolate with Jacques Torres.” Audience: (Clapping) Jacques: “Today I will show you just how simple it is to make Chocolate Desserts in no Time at All.” Audience: (Cheering) …..(15 Minutes Elapse)….. Jacques: “Now, Once You have Completed the Nose Cone, and the Instrument Panel with Fully Functioning Satellite Navigation Systems, and EMS Control Capability, simply attach the Nosecone to the rest of the Space Shuttle. There! Wasn’t that Simple, and Look (Points to Miniature Roboticized Chocolate Astronaut, that is in fact Waving at the Audience) I think our Little Friend is Happy to Have A Home. Remember Not only is this a Technical achievement in Chcolate, but it is………Delicious! And Remember, Life is Richer with Chocolate!” Audience: “……”

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In The News:

– The Bread Shipment was Received, My Diagnosis? Delicious!

– Finally Obtained a Protective Coating for Wall Art. Well under $83.

– My Little Jaunt is Booked

– The Jaunt has been partially Funded by Tax Refunds

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