Treach

After Purchasing an Enjoyable Marya Stewart lamp to augment the lighting in my room, I can safely say that my Room is 67% less gloomy, with a 45% Gain in Jazziness. It’s the little things that make all the diffrence.

On a sad note: Jen told me this website sucks. Now, I can’t exactly argue otherwise, but I would like to remind everyone that this website is run by one person – Me. Well, possibly two, if you count Lowtax, whose teachings have been more influential to me over the years than Jesus “The Passion of the Christ by Mel Gibson” Christ and The Prophet “Free AK-47’s for Everyone” Muhammad have been to crazy religous people everywhere. Simply put, one man cannot be expected to put up entertaining articles every single day, or even once a week for that matter.

However, to appease Jen, I told her I would write about people she knew – heres what I’ve got.

Jen: She is alive and Well, living in…….Northern Cambodia, with a small group of crazy religous people, who kill everyone that comes up the river. Much like Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now.

Carrie: (Who I believe Lives with Jen) Is involved in a class action lawsuit against the makers of Pine-Sol, for deliberate defamation of Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean’s Image, and his Relationship with Mrs. Clean.

Inna: (Who, also, I believe lives with Jen) Is quite involved with being Russian. That is all I know.

Suck It Trebek, I mean Jen.

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Anyway, In recent events

– PJ does an alarmingly good dance number with some woman while heavily intoxicated

– The apartment is fresh and clean, for 4 whole hours

– We may be filling the empty room with a small girl who hates Zane Showker Hall. That’s my kind of Roommate.

Love and a Bullet

Thats the Only Movie Ive Seen that Mixes Cooking Cornbread, Killing, and Young, Black Urban Males. For Comical Effect.

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