Lately I’ve discovered a beautiful, yet simple, sleep aid to
cope with those long nights where there are hundreds of drunken frisbee players
throwing themselves against glass doors in your apartment while you’re trying to
simultaneously study for a massive Industrial Organization Exam and a Full-Scale
Judicial Inquiry into your Criminal History with a minimal hope of forcing at
least 5 hours of sleep onto my already shattered body and mind:

Nyquil: Rag*

*Known In Europe (Where laws concerning product
misidentification are actually enforced) as “Nyquil: Mild Coma �”

The beauty is in the simplicity of the product: Only Half a
Bottle will knock you out like a Chinese Tree Kangaroo that has just been hit
with 4 Tranquilizer Darts in the Heart.

Let me tell you, I slept like a baby.

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