Tatto, Oh No

Posted in Random on January 25th, 2005 by admin

As far as I know, tattoos are in style. As well as Latin.

Brade Runner

Posted in Random on January 20th, 2005 by admin

The single most important discovery of the last two weeks is this: Cold
Weather necessitates TWO pairs of socks. Never before in my life have I been so
pleasantly surprised by such a simple notion.

You wouldn’t think 2mm of Wool could amount to a hill of beans against this
god damn-frickety-freezing weather, but you would be wrong. It’s not just beans,
its spaghettios. Or better yet, alphabet soup. I think I actually
maintained my core body temperature of 98.6 Degrees today. I feel like a new


Im surprised how many people are unaware of the actual location of the
french riviera.


I’m thinking about getting a tattoo. Not one of those gay-ass butterflies, or
barbed wire armbands. Not even a gigantic american flag on my chest subtitled
“Bandwagon Patriot since 9-11.”

I’m thinking something more truthful, more meaningful, more exceptional. I’ve
already decided on Latin – but suggestions in that particular tongue are


Deckard: She’s a replicant.
Eldon Tyrell: I’m impressed, Mr. Deckard. How many questions does it
normally take?
Deckard: I don’t get it…
Eldon Tyrell: How many?
Deckard: Twenty, thirty, cross-referenced.
Eldon Tyrell: But with Rachael it took more than a hundred.
Deckard: She doesn’t know.
Eldon Tyrell: She is beginning to suspect I think.
Deckard: Beginning to suspect? How can it not know what it is?

Eldon Tyrell: “More human than human” is our motto.


I rarely continue beyond the movie quote, consider yourselves

Read The Economist

Shun The Wall Street Journal

Read The Washington Post

Read the New York Times (With a Grain of Salt)

Shun Tucker (Fucker) Carlson

Listen to Elliot in the Morning

Live, Love and Eat.

-Wolfgang Puck (Only the Last Line)

South Asia

Posted in Random on January 8th, 2005 by admin

You shouldn’t be able to achieve a centimeter deep papercut from a cardboard
box, It’s just compressed paper fiber, not a god damn x-acto knife. For only the
second time in my life I have actually bled onto a surface without
realizing it for at least 4 minutes and when I finally did? Hey, who needs
the actual tuition billing from JMU? I’ll just make a copy of the blood-stained
original and mail it in – those finance guys love documents coated in human

I’m kidding, I’m kidding – Simply messing with you. Winter break was a
gigantic cheesecake coated with money – delicious, creamy, blueberry-flavored
money. It’s all going straight to South East Asia – no wait, they already have
6.7 Billion Dollars while the entire population of siberian Russia lives
in discarded segments of former oil pipeline.