Posted in Random on February 18th, 2006 by admin

A visit to the Doctor’s Office is a window of opportunity, an
opportunity to meet a sweet, blond, aspiring-physician who can support my
stay-at-home self after we get married. She’ll rake in the dough while I
get to catch up with all the happenings on Days of Our Lives
and Guiding Light.

I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American Physician’s
Assistant and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a
pickup truck… maybe even a “(n) ABS Dimension 6000 ATI XP 4000.” And
drive from state to state. Do they let you do that?

Sean Connery will, of course, approve.


Needs a Tan.


I’ve built probably 10-12 dozen of these machines in my day so I
can field any of your questions. If you’re looking for blue prints, I’ve never
drawn any. I know some of the new-jack margarita machine enthusiests like to plan
everything out before hand, but if you ask an old timer like myself you need to
just start building. If you have an old juke box that would be a good place to

And also try not to turn this thread into an old school vs. new school margarita
machine building style argument like all the other threads.

edit: Here’s a picture of one of my most recent rigs. She runs at about 8 mpm,
which is pretty good considering it’s built from an old drill press and a
transistor radio.

– 2 Fingers

Bud Fox: This is really a nice club, Mr. Gekko.
Gordon Gekko: Yeah, not bad for a City College boy. I bought my way in, now all
these Ivy league schmucks are sucking my kneecaps.