Darth Toga
I have to write down this dream because it was so weird:
I dreamt I had a Spiderman like ability to leap great distances and
land without breaking my shins like popsicle sticks. I was in my
Old Elementary School and could run up and down the hallways about 45
times faster than anyone else, which meant I could outrun teachers.
Boo to the Yah.
That red face paint I had on last night seems to be spreading to other
parts of my body. I woke up and thought I kicked one of the nails in
my wall with my left thigh because there was some crazy drip of red
paint on my leg. Interestingly, there used to be a nail in the wall
right next to my bed which I ended up gouging myself on while
sleeping. I thought I was developing spot-bleeding and my bed looked
like I was using it for torture. That explains all those dreams
about being stabbed to death by really flat, white, and concrete
criminals.
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News for Nerds:
– Star Wars DVD’s = 16.4 Gigs – Now I have an excuse to buy a
DVD Burner
This was the Prophet who Foresaw such Fortuitous Events.
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I WANT YOU! To burn my DVD’s Illegally and then watch them
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In Other News:
– Luke Walton: I hate you.
– Kate and Clarissa are our pseudo Suitemates/Freeloaders
– Riechers Returns after Meth Binge in Fairfax
– IRS Refund = Computer Hardware
– I’m being invited to a Toga Party Right Now. What the Hell?
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Random quote:
Old man: Take this doll, but beware; it carries a terrible curse.
Homer: Ooo, that’s bad.
Old man: But it comes with a free serving of frozen yogurt!
Homer: That’s good!
Old man: The frozen yogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That’s bad.
Old man: But it comes with your choice of toppings!
Homer: That’s good!
Old man: The toppings contain potassium benzoate…
Homer: (confused look) Old man: That’s bad.
Homer: Can I go now?