Demonicc Messagess
I wore shorts to all my classes today because the
temperature reached 45�(Tropical, Baby).
Today I feel
it is important for me to establish how much I hate different people
– The Girl in my GHTH Class that assumes she is in her dorm room, and
not a 500 Person Lecture Hall. Have I mentioned how much I want to
stab myself in the Ear every time you say something like……”Nuh uh
Girl, he not playin me like dat!” or “Yuh huh, I use da cream on my
genital warts” in the middle of a quiet lecture hall?
– Guys (Or Girls) who like to slam into each other while walking
around campus and then end up whining for help when they finally break
an appendage. You know, the people who feel that the harder they
slam into someone, the cooler they are.
– That Guy who
always continues to ask questions after class is over so no one can
get up without looking like an asshole
– The guy that
absolutely refuses to yield if two people have to walk through a
narrow hallway. Usually, I end up ducking under a swinging arm or
sliding along the wall so I don’t collide with them. Come on, I
shouldn’t feel like Indiana Jones trying to get past “three devices of
lethal cunning” when I walk up the Staircases in Showker.
– The COB 291 Professor who assigned a problem with over 17 Variables
and 18 Constraints as a “Quiz.”
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Yes, Lady with the big Hat, I hate you too. |
Ok, now lets move on.
I’ve discovered
that I can receive messages from the Nether Realm if I trick my
printer into spewing forth its demonic incantations:
Careful Analysis Reveals the Following:
By isolating the Complex Symbols into Less Complex Groups of Symbols I
have discovered the following words repeated over and over:
In the name of Satan, Ruler of the earth, King of
the
world, I command the forces of Darkness to bestow their
Infernal power upon me. Open wide the gates of Hell and
come forth from the abyss in answer to your most
Unholy names
Damn.
In Other News:
– New
Jersey Jazz Clubs? Me?
– Periodic Inventory Management
Analysis Program?
– Erik Estrada Tells me I’m Gay
– 2 Hours wasted on Linear Programming
If you hate
a person, you hate something in him that is a part of yourself. What
isn’t part of ourselves doesn’t disturb us.
-Herman Hesse