So Tired
A Ride Has Been Procured.
Today’s Tape
Recorded Notes:
– Take Covert Photo’s of:
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– Ohio State Guy
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– Truck On ice Mountain
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– That Girl who Looks Claire Forlani
– Frame Photo of
Alec Guinness
– Find Complete Members List of Public
Enemy
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In general, I’ve realized that life is a lot easier if you don’t worry
about stuff.
However, That doesn’t mean you should
become a crack addict and/or crack whore.
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I’m heading away from my wonderful, fast, JMU Internet Connection in
less than 24 Hours, so Updates will be scarce until that connection is
reestablished.
In The Meantime, A Comical Story:
As� I have now accustomed myself to waking up at 4AM everyday, my
routine is becoming more refined.
1) Repel from my Top
Bunk to the Floor
2) Stumble Across Room making as much
noise as possible
3) Spill Soda on myself
4) Wander out into Halls, Making Strange Coughing and Winking Motions
5) Take Flash Photography of Sleeping People
6) Stare
at Others While They Sleep
7) Do Push-Ups
8) Attempt to remove screens from windows
9) Cut Finger
on Screen
10) Bleed on myself
11) Return
to Window with Gloves, Remove Screen, Put Head out Window
12) Stare Ominously at Passers by
13) Curl-Ups
14) Talk to Sleeping People with phrases like “So, I heard your
mothers a whore!” or “I figured now would be a good time for sexual
experimentation.”
15) Return to Bed
If I Slept more at Night, Days Would be |
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See You on the Flip Side!
“I find that if I just
sit down and think, the solution presents itself.”