Music Today Sucks
This weekend at JMU brings us “Macrock 2003” or as I
like to call it: “I Shop at the Store in the Mall that sells that
Vampire Juice and shirts that have non-sensical phrases like “Roxy”
printed on the front Rock 2003.”
This all reminds me of how Bands Today suck. I have
put together a list of Bands I would, and would not see in
concert…and observed some startling trends.
Bands I Would See In Concert:
| Queen
|
The Beatles
|
The Who
|
Bands I Would Not See:
| The Donnas *
|
N’Sync
|
Atticus
|
* – (OH, Sweet Jesus, Stab me in the
Ears Please!!!!)
Grievances:
Queen – Disbanded, Dead
Beatles – Disbanded, Dead
The Who – Disbanded, Dead
More Grievances:
The Donnas – All Alive
N’Sync – Justin Timberlake is Still “Not Dead” from a
Drug Overdose
Atticus – Those People Who Wear The Shirts that Say “Atticus.”
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Oh Well, maybe I’ll go see……….. Q and U.
In the immortal words of Bruce Campbell, “Yeah, and Maybe I’m a
Chinese Jet Pilot.”
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In Other News:
– Weekend is Here, Tomorrow is a Laying in the Sun Day
– Purchase Glasses?
– Fix the Umbrella
Christine: “You will
end up childless and alone.”
Will: “Well, fingers
crossed, yeah.”
– About a Boy (2002)