Boondock
“If you’re an Engineer out there, please don’t drink
and throw bombs at ambulances.”
– Spike Jonze
Truer words have never been spoken.
That
quote reminded me I needed to do an update, you know, since so
many people need to know exactly what I’m thinking. (Read: No One)
…..(Read: I don’t have a copy editor. Why do I write little notes
like that? Speaking of which, who is supposed to be reading the note
I’m writing right now? Woah, It’s like a Mirror reflecting a mirror.)
In any case, I just completed the first annual Paul Church Deck
Barbecue, which consisted of Turkey Dogs, Grilled Bananas (In their
Skins), and Cucumber wedges. That was followed by smores. Oh, and
Cereal – Gotta have that cereal.
From what I can tell, it seemed
excellent. But who knows, I was just feeding myself and the assorted
animals in my backyard.
I spent all yesterday as a temporary courier for FCPS, which was
nice because I totally had the use of a car with a decent cd player.
Nirvana Unplugged.
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In lieu of real
pictures (since I don’t write these updates from my PC):
I’m going to get arrested for this. Arrested and Shot. Shot and
Killed. But god damn! I’m gonna go down in a firefight, and that’s the
way Jesus would have wanted it if he were still around.
Talk about accurate! I can hit a 1 inch post from 50 yards every time.
I haven’t “hunted” anyone yet, but that’s what townies are for. As we
all know, I hunt (exclusively) the deadliest game of all…….Man.
Quote of the Update:
James Lipton, Actor/ Host of The Actors Studio
“One night, he [Christopher Walken] and George Plimpton and I went to
Madison Square Garden to see the fights. And, finally, we left the
Garden and there were the three of us, Chris, Plimpton and I on 8th
Avenue and 31st Street and all of the sudden we were surrounded by a
tight, unbroken ring of young black men, and the three of us looked at
each other and thought, ‘well…what’s this?’ And they just stood
there staring at us… and then the leader of them stepped forward,
put his belly against Chris’, and said, ‘Man, you are the coolest
white man in America.’ And, I said to Chris, ‘That is the best
compliment you will get as long as you live.'”
– That quote speaks to my love for Chris Walken and James
Lipton.
New Feature – Lyrics of the Update:
My girl, my girl, don’t lie to me
Tell me where did you sleep last night
In the pines, in the pines
Where the sun don’t ever shine
I would shiver the whole night through
My girl, my girl, where will you go
I’m going where the cold wind blows
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[A Russian gangster comes into the bar]
Murphy MacManus:
So you’re Chekov, huh? Well, this here’s McCoy. Find a Spock, we got
us an away team.