Leslie
OMG!!!!!
The Internet and Phones and Electricity all at the SAME TIME.
I decided to post to take advantage of the current “all utilities working” status of the apartment. Keep in mind, this is very rare.
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Comical Situations of the Last Few Days:
1) PJ and the Microwave
PJ: “Whats wrong with the Microwave, it keeps making my food all warm. Everytime I put something in there it gets hot.”
Me: “Are you complaining that the Microwave is heating the food you put in it!?”
PJ: “That came out wrong.”
2) The Taco Chicks
(Steve and I are Waiting for Food Outside a Taco Bell, and two Slightly Chunky ladies walk ast the car)
Steve and I: “…….”
(Girls pass out of earshot)
Steve and I: (In Unison) “That’s a lot a Taco!”
3) Steve and the Cigarette
(Steve is quite….Intoxicated, while I remain Sober.)
Steve: “Gimme a Cigarette”
Me: “Alright” (I hand him one, previously lit)
Steve: “Thanks.” (Places Cigarette in mouth burning end first)
Me: “God damn you’re stupid. Who are you?”
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Thats enough for now.
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Ubiquitous Movie Quote:
Frank: Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards, that’s my policy.
Mayor: That was a Shakesphere In The Park Production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!