God Damn freezing
I feel like Bob Cratchit writing this…as it is roughly 49 Degrees in this room. However, I don’t feel too bad about the cold – because it tells me “Hey, youre saving precious, precious, Money by not paying for Heat!” and then i feel all warm and cozy inside.
I call it “The Inverse Money/Heat Model of…….Cost.”
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I’m pondering whether it is worth my time to study for an exam that I will be taking tomorrow afternoon….
pondering….
pondering….
Done. Yeah, that wasn’t that hard, I think I’ll study for it right before I take it – like I always do. Of course it will result in my now famous: constantly unchanging, radically indifferent, powerfully stable, incredibly unchangeable GPA/Test Score of a High B.
I was going to place a comical graph of my Study Time v. Grade distribution here, but I started making one in Excel and realized it would take to much effort to just make a straight horizontal line. Meh.
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The lady at Exxon/Dunkin Donuts knows me now, because I buy Coffee there about every 4 hours. Frankly, its frightening – but she hooked me up with one of those Coffee Cards (every 6th One is free) so It’s probably worth it.
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Song of the Day:
Christina Aguilera – Can’t Hold Me Down
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Oh, Totally Freaked you out Right! Christina Aguilera Sucks. I can’t believe you thought that was real. You all deserve todie like the dogs you are. God damn, every time I turn on the radio thiugh, that song is playing….its ridiculous.
Real Song of the Day:
Weird Al – My Name Is (Darth Vader)
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BTW – Their is a coupon in the mail that gives you 6 free donuts – I suggest using it…..cause donus are delicious. As delicious as the sweet, sweet mashed bones of a hundred jews. Dammit, I mean sugar.