Cork on the Fork

Sushi Keeps in Cold Weather

Exposed Limbs Freeze into Mildly Comical Forms

Pop Tarts Don’t Taste as Nice

Snow Isn’t Fun When It Mocks You

Snow Is Fun When You Mock It

Paul Needs Slippers

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“The only Way To Kill a Snowman with any Finality”

or

“An Evening At The North Pole Fighting Parasitic Aliens”

You Decide.