Sure, you could laugh at me and say things like,
“He’s they guy who measured his apartment to see if he could fit a
scale version of the X-Wing Fighter from Star Wars inside, assuming the
landing gear was retracted. He, good sir, as a pizza would be the
‘Loser Supreme'”
or
“Yes, I’ve spoken to him on many occasions, Each occasion more
depressing and fu$%boggling then the last.”
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However, I may be the first to know that, yes, I could fit an
X-Wing in here, and , indeed,, the phrase, “F^*boggle” was coined and
will forever be mine.
Go ahead, Cure Cancer, Colonize the Solar System. Where it counts, I’ve
already won.*
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* – Only Monkeys read the asterisk.