Muddy
I had been sitting, legs-crossed, laying down on my bed.
I grew weary of sitting.
I had the urge to make Chex Muddy Buddies.
I jump to my feet.
I get dropped like a sack of bricks under my own weight.
I realize my right leg was asleep.
I break into insane laughter.
I make Chex Muddy Buddies.