Cork on the Fork

Lately I’ve discovered a beautiful, yet simple, sleep aid to
cope with those long nights where there are hundreds of drunken frisbee players
throwing themselves against glass doors in your apartment while you’re trying to
simultaneously study for a massive Industrial Organization Exam and a Full-Scale
Judicial Inquiry into your Criminal History with a minimal hope of forcing at
least 5 hours of sleep onto my already shattered body and mind:

Nyquil: Rag*

*Known In Europe (Where laws concerning product
misidentification are actually enforced) as “Nyquil: Mild Coma �”

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The beauty is in the simplicity of the product: Only Half a
Bottle will knock you out like a Chinese Tree Kangaroo that has just been hit
with 4 Tranquilizer Darts in the Heart.

Let me tell you, I slept like a baby.

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I can’t believe the country we live in. It was founded by Puritans! Peaceful,
Pacifistic, Religous (mostly inwardly) who came here because they didn’t like
what views others were forcing upon them.

Does anyone find it Ironic that the rest of the world is somewhat perturbed
by our insistence on going into other countries and instilling our idea of
democracy and life onto other nations?

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Sweet Jesus, tis a sad day.

Anyway, this does open the door for lucrative opportunities in both the
pharmaceutical and weapons-systems businesses. At least Bush will create some
jobs.

I actually find myself arguing politics with people on my side, just because I am so bitter about this country. I realized today I wouldn’t see a democrat (or Greenie, or Reformer) in the
white house until I was 26. 26! Sweet God, George Bush will have ruined my 20’s – especially with that stint I will end up doin in Iraq.

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I decided on Norway, with Finland, Sweden, and Denmark as Backups.