Cork on the Fork

All I remember about this week is my intense longing to do
nothing. Much like I used to not do.

I lament the hours between 10 AM and 4 PM.

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and unrelated to the cap….

Beth: [Andy is staring at her] Can I help you?
Andy Stitzer: Do I need help?
Beth: Ummm… is there something you are looking for?
Andy Stitzer: Is there something I should be looking for?
Beth: We have an extensive do-it-yourself section.
Andy Stitzer: Do you like to… do it yourself?