Rather than spending time articulating the scope and depth of my current injuries, I have taken the liberty of designing a quick visual aid.
Every circled item is either an area I am currently contused (mostly minor, a few severe), experiencing significant muscle soreness, or am currently bleeding from. I remember thinking to myself, “Oooh, that joint didn’t use to bend this direction” a couple times today. Now, Old Man Musculo-Skeletal System is bending me over a park bench and having his way with me while a crowd of onlookers cheer enthusiastically and enjoy their funnel cakes. I like funnel cakes.
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Well god dammit Indy where doesn’t it hurt?