Cork on the Fork

Professor Henry Jones: Junior, I have tell you something.
Indiana Jones: Don’t get sentimental now dad, save it until we get out of here.
Professor Henry Jones: The floor’s on fire… see… AND the chair.

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I have a ridiculous sunburn from the driving range with my bald head and all…. and I feel the pain of pale, pasty eastern europeans all over the balkans. The only highlight of the range was the master of comedy who drove by at about 76mph and managed to make the exclamation “You Guys Suck!” from the black land rover Saturday afternoon while adjusting his wifebeater.

I’m actually jealous of your comedic timing as both myself and my buddy whiffed at the exact same moment.