Costs and Utility:
Dinner with 4 People at a Popular Restaurant: $18.00
The Mere Thought of a Quiet Evening Alone, Relaxing in Your Suede
Slippers and Reading Your Favorite Book: $20
Being Surprised by 4 Guys and their Affinity for Friday Night
Exuberance, Resulting in Taking Possession of FOUR Cases of Natty
Light, and the Shame that Goes with that: $60
Convincing Them that They Need to Shave Their Heads Like Space Monkeys:
Priceless.