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Eyeball

Posted Thursday, February 5th, 2004
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Check this out….

When I went to bed I was the perfect specimen of manhood, when I awoke,
This was the case:

Note: Eyeball is actual size
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I hope this means I’m turning into some kind of uber-human.

I hope it doesnt mean I have cancer.

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I did have a dream about being a Garbage Man, and this looks like the
eyeball of a particularly dirty garbage man.

Also, I had a dream about being stabbed in the eye with a needle. Was
it like being in the Matrix, where If I think I’m getting needled in
the eye then I really do?