Halloween Costume
As I Write This Raiders of the Lost Ark is on
TV….Inspiration?
Ok, the Daily Update is a little
late, but hey, I was a little busy.� Rarely does my Computer Away
Time amount to more than 8 Hours, let alone 2 Days. The Best God Damn
Two Days since…..um……Three Months Ago I would say.
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Becomes Time Spent Alone
I’ve never felt so good
about coughing up a lung before. Too bad I can never go lower than a
Black and Gold, nothing else will cut it. I’M ADDICTED! I really do
need that Cigarette Case.
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Who say’s randomly staring at the ground like a psycho is wrong?� Searching the Festival Parking lot with a group of these psychos has resulted in the discovery of one “smashed” cellphone, which was properly returned to the owner. The Result: One Dollar of PURE Profit. *Yes, I wrote a note on |
Too bad I wasted the Dollar Binging on Easter Candy
that I will end up giving away.
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A
Night at Calhoun’s was used to Discuss “The Ladies” and other sordid
topics. Apparently I’m not to know some special secret between my
suitemates though. Hey, It’s probably something I don’t want to know,
i.e. C.H.U.D. Sexual Behavior or Crohn’s Disease amongst the people
that live here.
I’m thinking of uploading one of the
Tapes I use to record my daily thoughts since I enjoy listening to
them myself. I bet I’m one of a select few people that can listen to
themselves on tape and and have no idea what the Hell I’m talking
about. If I cant understand me, how can I expect others to?
Today’s Tape Recorded Thoughts:
– ISAT Major = Pendulum
Science.
– Shadow Prices on a Curve! A Curve! Oh, the
Humanity. You know you’re insane when you actually want to learn more
math than your professor. He didn’t take kindly to my question about
Relevant Feasibility either.
– Spilled Easter Eggs
looking for a Lighter
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Dunhill’s v. Nat Sherman’s
Diagnosis: Nat Sherman’s by
3 Horse Lengths
Prognosis: Severe Coughing, followed by
pleasant sense of fatigue
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In Other News:
– Mix CD for a Medium Length Car Trip
– I Should Tell My Parents I’m Going To Jersey, I feel I owe it to
them
– Miles Goodman – Best. Composer. Ever. (For the
Next 2 Hours)
– Master of Managerial Accounting. Master
of No Studying?
– Saturday Class = Better than Normal
The Quote of the Update (From my Tape Recorder)
“Note to Self – New Halloween Costume: Youngest Holocaust Survivor
Ever. “
Come on, All I need is some filthy rags
and to lose 5 More Pounds.