Sexual Assault Mask

My Most Prized Possession

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The Sexual Assault Mask

Modeled by Han Solo

I can’t describe the love for this
simple ski mask turned Sexual Assault Aid. No, I have never
actually
sexually assaulted anyone wearing this mask, but if I
needed to, I would choose this particular one in a heartbeat. It
provides the Insulation of a� full face mask and facial obscurity
without sacrificing freedom of movement in the process.�

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It might feel good
it might sound a little somethin’
but damn the game if it don’t mean nothin
what is game who got game
where’s the game in life behind the game behind the game
I got game
she’s got game
we got game
they got game
he got game
it might feel good
or sound a little somethin
but fuck the game if it ain’t saying nothin

Oh
yeah, tell it like it is P.E.

I have the sudden urge to
just throw my life out the window and dedicate it to the kids.

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She lists her interests as: Beatles, Indiana Jones, Monty Python, U2,
Princess Bride, and Webpage Design. But she’s from Toronto.

Diznam Girl, Where You Been All my Life?

In Other News:

– Must Purchase Bowl?

– Urge to Smoke Rising

– Thank You Adobe Photoshop, you have given me so much

The glory of taking a man from his bed in the middle of the night
and gunning him down in front of his wife and children. Where is the
glory in that?

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