Turtles
“Turtles can’t scream , Jackass.”
Best. Condescending Statement. Ever.
Today is
Victoria’s Secret Catalog Day
(After Approaching a
Random Girl)
Me: “Is today Victoria’s Secret Catalog
Day?”
Girl: “I guess so.”
Me: “Can I
have yours?”
Girl: “No.”
Me: “Damn.”
Keep in mind, I’m wearing shorts in 30� weather and my “Rape” Mask.
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You know who else forced unwilling subjects into small
rooms to be experimented upon? Exactly, so why do I have to do it? I
took a test on Depression today for a GPSYC Subject Pool thing.
Booyah! Viva La France! I knew all the answers.
My arm
burns from serving a racquetball a thousand times in 4 days, at 130
MPH a piece. I can’t use that hand anymore. I tried to pickup a drink
and it started vibrating uncontrollably, so I just gave up.
In Other News:
– Egg Bagels, I need soft food!
– New Jersey for Break?
– PJ/Paul Urine Excretion
Discussion?
– Anyone up for a Board Game?
We shall not capitulate… no never. We may be destroyed, but if we
are, we shall drag a world with us… a world in flames.