I am Ricardo. I am Ricardo Montalban.
You have likely stumbled upon this post in a futile attempt to
discover naked images of "Star Trek: The Next generation"’s Jean-Luc Picard. I
regret to inform you, he and I are not the same. Jean-Luc represents all that I
despise – and nothing else.
I underwent Nine-and-a-half hours of spine surgery to regain
use of my lower appendages in 1951, yet I am still at least 300% sexier than
anyone reading this. I can barely summon the strength to critique your faults
and shortcomings, yet I still find myself in the unique position to critique
every individual deficit in your character.
I am Ricardo, I am Ricardo Montalban. You are inferior to me
in every respect, Yet, Enlightenment alludes me.