Freshmen -> Senior
Freshmen -> Senior
| Fresh-Faced Youth
Shell of My Former Shell |
<"Edit"> JMU, prior to 2003?, had the most homoerotic-furry related Collegiate Identification Card currently known to mankind. Even Delta Labs confirms the statictical relationship to circle 8 of Hell (The circle generally believed to be the final resting place of furries.) <>
Anyway. I was pretty much forced to renew my JAC Card picture when I was
refused access to (on several occasions) JMU resources and facilities.
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Dialogue:
JMU Photo Lady: “Stand on the X.”
Me: “Oh, yeah.”
Jmu Photo Lady: “You’ve lost a lot of weight. Must be the lack of Good
Home-Cooking. You look more mature.”
Me: “Yeah.”
JMU Photo Lady: “I mean, yeah, just a lot more mature.”
Me: (Proudly) “Its the moustache.”
JMU Photo Lady: “Yeah, its kind of like that Johhny Depp.”
Me: (Silently wetting my trousers) “Yeah.”
JMU Photo Lady: “Anyway, I’m just joking with you.”
Me: “Fuck.”
JMU Photo Lady: “What?”
Me: “Fuck.”
JMU Photo Lady: “Your card will be ready in a few minutes.”