I think this Picture accurately describes the weekend:
Of course, this photograph was mainly a result of my inability to
control the flash on my camera, but hey, it got the job done.
I’m glad I own a tape recorder.� Today I got a quote on tape that
helped me put things in� perspective, and now I can listen to it
whenever I start to feel a little nutty.
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UREC
almost killed me today. Stevo and I played the most hardcore game of
racquetball ever and my arm still hurts. And I lost both games.
However, the day was salvaged because I managed to deflect a
racquetball going about 80 MPH into Steve’s nose, which might sound
serious, but was really just funny.
Racquetball
Injuries –
– Eye Shot, resulted in partial blindness in left eye
for 2 days
– Nose Shot, resulted in constant sneezing
and nasal soreness
– Ear Shot, resulted in “Red Ear”
– Cheek Shot, resulted in hilarious red circle on face
– Mouth Shot, resulted in hilarious red circle around mouth (Yeah,
think about it)
– Neck Shot (Ball Hit Windpipe),
resulted in bleeding throat
– Tooth Shot, resulted in
general mouth soreness and gum bleeding
Oh, and most
importantly the Testicle Shot. Now, neither I nor Steve have actually
been hit by a racquetball in this man region but we have both come
close. I have actually pulverized this area with my own racquet by
accident, and let me tell you – It is not fun. I actually fell to my
knees and remained there until I could regain partial consciousness,
but let the records show – Racquetball Play Continued. It is bigger
than us all.
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In Other
News:
– No Yogurt
– 129 Ibs – New Record
– Approaching True Emaciation
– Must Regain Interest in
Food
– Vic Mackey? Hero? Sp?
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��� Pedophile: What’re this… playing a game of
‘Good Cop, Bad Cop’?
Vic Mackey: Good cop, bad cop left for today. I’m a whole different
kind of cop.
Note: Vic Mackey is cool, but he’s no Harry Callahan.
Now That’s Clint.
