Crotch Bat
You know children don’t like you when you’re shopping and this
happens:
Me: “Hey, what does this do that’s cool?” (I point to a toy
sword)
Kid: “……..” (Hits me in the gut with the aforementioned
sword)
Me: (After getting back up), “Thanks.”
And people wonder
why I don’t enjoy children…..
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Eye contact was never
something I was good at, and now I know why. Just looking at someone
like that makes me feel way to vulnerable, and I can’t control myself.
My Fascination with Queen continues. “Under Pressure” is the song du
jour and I can’t get the “give love, give love” line out of my head.
It’s a shame all the really good musicians die early, while the really
crappy ones seem to be immune to Death’s Cold Grip.
Chris Riechers: “Yanni wouldn’t be half as creepy if he didn’t toss
his hair every ten seconds.”
Click
here for a Directory of Dead
Musicians
Special Regards go out to Nick Drake. He was
only 26, but had completed 5 albums. Trust me, his work influenced a
lot of what you listen to.
I’ve never walked so far in
a sustained wind in my life. I swear to God, this was a 35 Mile per
Hour sustained wind. My hat blew off under a car and
when I went after it I was hoping the driver wouldn’t see me, but
alas, today was not my day and I lived to tell about it.
Coffee tastes like dirt to me, but I’m growing fonder
of it. I started out with Hot Chocolate, moved to Cappucino, first
sweetened then unsweetened, and now I’m drinking Regular with
Lightener. I never get Caffeine highs though, at least I don’t think I
do.
Contribution Margins are why the Airlines are
struggling. Fixed Costs are too high, but what the hell are you going
to do with a 45 Million Dollar Jet?
Also, I don’t
approach people often because I don’t feel I have anything to offer
them. I associate no value with myself, and I just can’t understand
why anyone would voluntarily interact with me. That’s why I
recoil when touched. Do people honestly believe they have
a trait or characteristic that sets them head and shoulders
above other people? I want to believe I have something like that, but
I don’t know what it is.
In Other News:
– Mmmmmm, Frosted Wheat
– Riding a train to work? Kind
of like Shining Time Station with Chemical Weapons
– Pants, for the love of God. A belt, A belt! My Kingdom for a Belt!
And love dares you to change our way of
Caring about ourselves