Yes, My Goal is to pose as an everyday 12 year old – just for free candy. Simple Sweet (2 Dollars at Kroger) McCandyton.
Refer to this crude Photoshop Job:
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The Purple Hat says “Paul”, but the Candygivers don’t Know That. |
Paul needs to make some friend sin the “under 12” category in 24 hours. * They will be the glue that binds this plan together.
* – Note: By placing the phrase “make friends under 12” on this site, I just bumped up my google page rank 567,678 points with all the strange fetish subculture hits I will now receive.
With any luck – by 10 AM the next day I will be lying in a pool of sugar-laced vomit.
Whos with me?